The Face
...written on 11.17.01, @ 10:59 a.m.
Sat November 17, 2001
Thursday morning I woke up to find a Face attached to my right breast. I admit it was a little disconcerting especially when the Face detached itself and asked:
"Are Japanese penises small?"
In all of my groggy morning headed diplomacy I responded:
"I don't remember American penises."
The Face laughed.